i had good grades at the beginning of the school year but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
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I can never just like something like a normal person, i have to get unhealthily obsessed with it until i like foam at the mouth
| suburban middle class white girls: | nigga |
| me all the time: | what am i even doing |
when you see your parent come home from the grocery store
(Source: phoenixwrong, via getintomyflackingvanstyles)
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer